Death and Taxes
I just finished my taxes online. Many dread the thought of taxes, but not us poor folk. It's the moment I've waited for all year. Uncle George sends me a paycheck for having kids and barely making an income. Don't you love America!
I think doing my taxes is a blast. Heck, it's more fun than playing the dollar slots at Tunica. If you do TurboTax online (which I highly recomend) you get the pleasure of seeing that little box in the corner rack up your refund. I mean what's better than seeing your yearly income almost double before your very eyes. That's right double!
I just found out I got a $2600 return! Cha-Ching! I only made a little over 3000 bucks last year. That's what I call a payday. No wonder so many people would rather be poor than find a job. Mark, maybe you shouldn't be so concerned about finding work.
If your poor like me and haven't done your taxes yet, use TurboTax freedom online. It's free if your poor and you too can have the pleasure of seeing your return spin upward into the heavens.
Dave
4 comments:
Yeeeeehaaaaa!
The poor will inherit the earth.
Top 10 Reasons We all Like Being Poor.
I'll Start.
10. Who really needs to have a plasma screen TV?
9. Tax refunds
8. The poor will inherit the earth.
7. Double wides
We're poor so we have to skip to the following:
3.The IRS leaves you alone (hopefully)
2.France is overrated anyway
1.We fit in (at least in Tennessee)
Amen to that! We got back almost double that!! Vacation time....here we come!
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